The Bad News. You just elected Cancer.

 

Not supposed to be funny, but it is. Our whole multi-generational welfare state is about sucking from the federal teat. Only now it’s malignant.

How things work in Cancer World:

Not a coincidence that a human cell bears a strong resemblance to, well, you tell me.

We used to have a way of letting all the dangerous influences sort themselves out. Stop me if you’ve heard this before.

But then we went and got the Big C. So here’s how the the Big Boob Cell looks now.

Now we’ll take a close-up look at how the newest version of the malignant cell works.

P.S. No, I didn’t make up the cell graphic we’re using here. They did. See for yourselves.